"You still make me horny" Greeting Card
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These horned melons (also called Kiwano) caught Betsie's attention in the Berkeley Bowl in California, where she misread the label as "horny" melons. You can see where her mind went from there. Give your special someone a hearty laugh on this anniversary or Valentine's Day. We dare you.
- A2 (4.25 x 5.5 inches)
- Blank inside. . .don't hold back!
- Made in the USA...by nice people in Boise, Idaho.
- Compostable clear bag...food for microorganisms!
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